![]() ![]() “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.Pick-up lines are used to start a conversation with someone you’re interested in dating or want to get to know better. “Did you fart, ’cause you just blew me away.”ġ. “If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.”Ģ. “Hey, baby, you’re so fine you make me stutter. “ Hey, aren’t you forgetting something? ME!!”ĥ. “Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.”Ħ. “If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.”ħ. “Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”Ĩ. Phil says I’m afraid of commitment…want to help prove him wrong?”ĩ. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too.”ġ0. Out of all the girls here, I picked you.”ġ1. “Hey, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”ġ2. “You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.”ġ3. “Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin’.”ġ5. “Your daddy must have been a baker, because you’ve got a nice set of buns.”ġ6. “Baby, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!”ġ7. “The more I drink, the prettier you get.”ġ8. “I play the field and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.”ġ9. Most Outrageous (and most likely to completely scare her off):Ģ0. “Hello are you married? Oh you are? Well I didn’t hear you say ‘happily.’ “ġ. “Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.”Ģ. “Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications like headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So, for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!”ģ. “I don’t have a library card, do you mind if I check you out?”Ĥ. “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something…MY JAW!”ĥ. “Do you have a twin? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!”Ħ. “You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.”Ĩ. “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!”ĩ. “Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”ġ0. “Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, a sentencewithoutspaces.”ġ1. “I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.”ġ2. “There isn’t a word in the dictionary for how good you look.”ġ3. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”ġ4. “You’d better direct that beauty somewhere else or you’ll set the carpet on fire.”ġ5. ![]() “If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.”ġ6. “I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.”ġ8. “Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!”ġ9. Most Ordinary (and most likely to make her laugh):Ģ0. “Do you know much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice…hello, I’m (insert your name here). “ Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?”ġ. “You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.”Ģ. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.”ģ. “Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”ĥ. “Hey, how are you? Wait, I didn’t ask how you looked!”Ħ. “I think there’s something wrong with my eyes…I can’t take them off of you.”Ĩ. ![]() “I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.”ĩ. “Would you grab my arm? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.”ġ0. “If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”ġ1. ![]() “Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”ġ2. “There’s something wrong with my cell phone. “You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”ġ4. “Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”ġ5. “If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”ġ6. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.”ġ7. “For a moment I thought I’d died and gone to heaven. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”ġ8. “I was so enchanted by you that I ran into that wall over there. “If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”ġ9. Whether you’re new to the game, returning to the game, or just out to see what kind of trouble you can get into, here is the countdown of the Best Pick Up Lines: 20 Most Original, Ordinary, and (downright) Outrageous lines to start (or end) a conversation! (On a serious note, our resident single girl says: Please don’t use any of these, ever.)Ģ0. Today’s dating game is a bit overwhelming. ![]()
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